I tore off another chuck of muffin and stared down at my chest. I shrugged and dabbed the muffin in the cum and popped it in my mouth. "I can't believe you just did that! " "Yeah, " I snarled up my lip, "didn't quite think that one through all the way. Ethan Day
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I tore off another chuck of muffin and stared down at my chest. I shrugged and dabbed the muffin in the cum and popped it in my mouth. "I can't believe you just did that!" "Yeah," I snarled up my lip, "didn't quite think that one through all the way." This is a funny way to tell your girlfriend that you are horny. Your girlfriend will be highly amused yet also turned on by your naughty side. What she doesn't realize is that this is merely an excuse to eat her muffin.

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